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The Lame Game Life!

I’ve been crushing some serious candies

I’m busy on virtual streets,

I grow veggies in my fake farm

I’m even friends with gaming freaks!

I have alienated my friends

by sending them game requests,

I’ve no clue why they won’t oblige me

& just help me in my quests.

You see, it’s a matter quite serious

my avatar is in constant need

My fish would die if not fed in time

my crops would turn to weed.

My journey would suddenly come to a halt

if you don’t send three tickets

And if I don’t buy golden coins

the enemy would kill my picket

Who would rescue my pets from danger?

If you don’t send me bonus lives

How would I run my restaurant?

If you don’t help me buy the forks & knives

What would I do with the city I built

If you don’t stop by once in a while

How am I to deal with the birds I anger

If you don’t help me fling them a mile

Instead of judging us poor gaming souls

come join this crazy ride

just quit the army of online trolls

& pick the whimsical side

We’ve got cops & thieves , detectives & chiefs

entrepreneurs, gem carvers & tour guides

All we lack is a life that’s real

But that’s alright,

we’re not missing much

Our lame game life would suffice.

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4 thoughts on “The Lame Game Life!

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