The Lame Game Life!
I’ve been crushing some serious candies
I’m busy on virtual streets,
I grow veggies in my fake farm
I’m even friends with gaming freaks!
I have alienated my friends
by sending them game requests,
I’ve no clue why they won’t oblige me
& just help me in my quests.
You see, it’s a matter quite serious
my avatar is in constant need
My fish would die if not fed in time
my crops would turn to weed.
My journey would suddenly come to a halt
if you don’t send three tickets
And if I don’t buy golden coins
the enemy would kill my picket
Who would rescue my pets from danger?
If you don’t send me bonus lives
How would I run my restaurant?
If you don’t help me buy the forks & knives
What would I do with the city I built
If you don’t stop by once in a while
How am I to deal with the birds I anger
If you don’t help me fling them a mile
Instead of judging us poor gaming souls
come join this crazy ride
just quit the army of online trolls
& pick the whimsical side
We’ve got cops & thieves , detectives & chiefs
entrepreneurs, gem carvers & tour guides
All we lack is a life that’s real
But that’s alright,
we’re not missing much
Our lame game life would suffice.