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Model Employee

He’s a model employee

He wakes up 7 minutes before the alarm clock

He waits for the alarm

He makes his coffee

He takes his meds

He runs on the tread

 thinking about his power point presentation

He is a model employee

He is a model employee

He drives down to work

He owns a Honda to drive

A Lexus to impress

He wears Zara, She wears Prada

They notice this, Every time they bump near the water cooler

 

He thinks of painful ideas of Cost cutting

She and her skirts sell them to the board

They get huge incentives

They fly to Bahamas together.

They attend board meetings with no clothes

Making their last memories they also ensure

deleting the video of their sexual intercourse

Office romance is frowned upon , you see

Do not fall for your boss

 He’s a model employee

 He’s a model employee

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