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Make no mistake: It’s one nation, Modi!

This is a work of fiction and should not be interpreted otherwise, maybe, maybe not – Nishant

Good Morning Planet!

I always thought I was blessed. Today morning my faith was strengthened when Lord Modi visited me in my dream. This is the recollection of the wisdom he bestowed on me.

Make no mistake: It’s one nation, Modi!

Modi: “The Indian people don’t know what’s best for them. I do. I know exactly what they need. They’re like little children, Nik. We must hold their sticky fingers and wipe their filthy mouths. Teach them right from wrong. Tell them what to think, how to feel and what to want,” he drawls. “They even need help riding their wildest dreams, crafting their worst fears. Lucky for them, they have me. They have BJP. Modi 2019, 2024, 2029, 2034, 2039. One nation, Modi”

Make no mistake: It’s one nation. “We don’t submit to terror. We make the terror.”

Modi[watching a dog that has been hit by a car] There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong. Or useless pain. The sort of pain that’s only suffering. I have no patience for useless things. Moments like this require someone who will act. To do the unpleasant thing. The necessary thing… [puts the dog out of its misery] There, no more pain.

I woke up with admiration for this great Indian leader. The wall in front of me had a poster of Che Guevara with a quote:


Terrorism is valuable only when used to put to death some noted leader of the oppressing forces well known for his cruelty, his efficiency in repression, or for other qualities that make his elimination useful”



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