The virusian dream

Viruses represent life at the most primitive level imaginable. Resentful of life without nourishment and reproduction, this particular group of organisms prefer absolute dormancy over microbial socialising. For hosts nice enough to offer them a place to crash for the night, an unpleasant experience often follows – for viruses tend to overstay their welcome, and not only that – the guest tissues are renovated to suit their needs to the limits of emptying food coffers and establishing new colonies for their newly born children to live and do the same thing over again. While this may read as disgusting social behaviour and a distasteful mindset on the part of viruses, an interesting analogy could be made for another group of organisms that boast of ample cranial capacity along with admirable abilities with respect to natural consciousness – a mammal species of ape descendants that happens to be the most successful at living out the Virusian Dream.

Just as scientific research has indicated microbes evolving to becoming immune to various methods employed for complete annihilation of their colonies (stemming from the noble sentiment of having had quite enough of casually inflicted holocausts), these creatures that inhabit dry, oxygen-rich regions upon their host too have managed to safeguard themselves from their own challenges of life. Locally sourced tissue of the host, such as wood and stone, has been used and fought over for burrowing purposes – a clever mechanical barrier from common atrocities they wish to avoid. A natural programming serves them to help out their fellows, either directly and individually or indirectly in organised forces. For countless generations, ever-growing modifications to the code has caused these pathogens to survive for a longer time. One of the established challenges is nourishment, and to overcome this, certain factions become providers and others remain consumers, interchangeably; another is physical modification of their environment, which is done at the levels ranging from within burrows and outside burrows, to colonies of burrows. Countless similar challenges have been dealt with, ensuring an undisturbed and polished evolution grasping for perfection. Wherever life isn’t sustainable, it is forced to be so!

When creatures not in equilibrium with their environment are allowed to wreak havoc upon it, and produce copious number of generations still, an ugly natural truth is exposed: Charles Darwin’s phrase survival of the fittest is actually a reference to life’s property to be dominated by the most destructive of its creations. Must life itself be termed as a disease then, and humans, highly evolved pathogens? Quite so, and this would shatter humanity’s illusions of superiority. Every step taken for self-improvement, self-preservation, and communal well-being could only be viewed as blind programming aimed at prolongation of generations and sustenance of life, which in turn has proved to be organised destruction. As humans, we may find natural order disorderly, for it interferes with our protected illusions. We may find solace in our collective strengths, in glorious feats scaled by us to protect our way of consumerist living and uplift our sense of self-awareness. Till when, I ask? Our host may eventually shrug us off, or we may kill ourselves off over time. There is some solace for it in that.

If however we find the idea of Virusian Life pleasurable, I would say that we go straight past Denial, Anger, Bargaining and Depression to A C C E P T A N C E.

How to sustain meaningful relationships

Good Evening Planet

Before we begin, let’s revisit our understanding of a meaningful relationship. Predominantly there are two sorts of relationship. One is referred as therapeutic wherein you enjoy your time together and get healthy. The other one is based on a primate dominance hierarchy in which one party is a slave and the other one is a master. Such a relationship is mostly considered unhealthy and damaging.

Let’s pause for a moment. Prior to understanding complexities involving relationships and how to overcome them, we need to understand if and why we need them. New age kids have found a pseudo mechanism wherein relationships are replaced with short term acquaintance. Internet has brought people closer but feelings are as distant as they were in medieval ages. The first step towards an amicable solution is understanding the importance of a meaningful relationship. I am going to make a very strong statement – We need people. Yes! Irrespective of how relative we consider freedom of existence, we cannot be totally free from the basic genetic social component. Even a hermit is delighted with an occasional visitor and cherishes a disciple. In the same manner meaningful relationships nourish us as a human being and help us get better.

Now comes the most challenging part: How to sustain a relationship? I have met countless individuals who have great social skills and make friends easily but none of these relationships last longer than few months. One needs to wonder why?

Well, the problem sounds complex but the solution is too easy. We do not communicate. Communication means listening and then talking efficiently. Most of us in this fast paced world skip the first step. We do not listen. We wait for our turn to speak. Whenever we meet someone, our first goal is mostly to acquire dominance. We barely pay attention to what they are saying or feeling or expressing. We focus on putting our point across as quickly as possible. We are quick in brushing off their issues with remarks like – Ya I know, yup life’s difficult, shit happens, blah and blah and blah. What we fail to understand is we are actually minimizing their personal conflicts and making them feel petty. This in turn helps us feel better and we walk away from the conversation as a confident person. All we are doing is acting like a primate and giving way to our most basic primal urges.


A better way would be listening and trying to learn from the other person. Each individual would have at least one new thing to offer us, if we listen. We can always ask questions to seek clarity. We can always paraphrase. Instead of being on top of the conversation we can stay in the conversation and after few of such sessions; both the individuals would have a healthy flow of ideas. So if you really want to have a meaningful relationship unlike baboons : Listen.

That would be all folks!

How to deal with procrastination

Good Morning Planet

Waking up is always the most important part of the day. You wake up, you look around, you find everything you care about is falling apart. You prefer going back to bed. Your stomach growls, makes some noises, you grab some leftovers with a little booze and stuff it inside. You are aware stuffing in or not – nothing would ever change. You feed yourself because you do not have the constitution to starve yourself to death. You further intoxicate yourself to numb your senses. You indulge in a handful of other escape phenomenon – watching tv shows, playing video games, mastrubating; then you go back to bed. Sounds like an ideal day!

A little more productive day would be maybe working for a corporation while you are zoned out. You are there, you are present physically but your soul keeps on wandering off in the gallows of nothingness. Not that I am questioning your lifestyle but what if I can suggest you a better alternative?

Your life is perfect. You are a philosopher. You are not an average Joe. You are the most unique Joe. You belong to the long list of awakened souls – nihilists. Any action you take has no meaning so you prefer not to give a fuck. That’s my philosophy too. I am pretty aware that the less you care, the simpler is your life. The only challenge with this philosophy is – you cease to exist. There is no hope for a better tomorrow and no longing for a missed yesterday. Not that it matters but a little hope isn’t that bad.

So, here a working model for a better tomorrow suited for nihilists-

  • Stop punishing yourself: The world was, is and would always remain an ugly place. There is absolutely nothing anyone can do to make things better. What you can do is make it bearable for yourself and people around. So, the first step is stop punishing yourself. You are suffering and more suffering wouldn’t ease your misery.
  • Find a goal: Easier said than done, I know but it’s essential. While figuring for a long term goal develop micro habits. Get up and make your bed. Clean your room. Those empty walls around you have committed no crime. Cover those naked walls with some paintings, quotes, inspiring celebrity posters, whatever turns your crank. Cook your breakfast. Wash your clothes.
  • Measure your success:¬†You would fail. Not once, not twice, countless times but remember whenever you fail, you never begin from the first step, you only repeat the last step, hence technically you didn’t fail. Someday you would succeed and you would feel better.

All said and done, the reality would still remain the same. This world is an ugly place and it would continue to haunt you till your last breath. It’s your choice how to look at it. It’s your choice how to interact with it. Whether you want to numb yourself or feel the occasional joy amidst tons of sorrow, choose wisely.


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