It’s A Long Way To The Top If You Wanna’ Rock & Roll!

 

It’s a long way to the top if you wanna Rock&Roll!

 

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I am asking this assuming, some of you might know.

Don’t you have something better to do?

 

How about television? Common, don’t be shy. It is your favorite pastime.

Not today.

Did no one make plans with you? Go to some movie or a little shopping, a little clubbing maybe. No?

That bad. Hmmm.

You can play some games, they are pretty involving. You can listen to those stupid tracks saved in your phone, you call it music. Check your FB, maybe post a selfie on INSTA. These things matter.

Isn’t that right?

You can always color your hair. Try that new shampoo you bought after seeing that commercial. Groom yourself a little. Get those yellow stained teeth cleaned. You not going to look any younger or any better. But try.

You can always sleep. I am an insomniac since the age of 14: The day I first saw a pair of titties. A 40-year-old milf neighbor showed me the doors to heaven. You call it child sex abuse. At my time, it was called fun.  Haven’t had any sleep since that day. But you love sleeping. Don’t you?

If you are hell bent on reading this, I must warn you. Nothing would change. You would read this, appreciate, get enlightened. And then the very next evening, you would go and buy something more entertaining. Who reads books? You do not get laid by reading books. Be honest.

They call me Goat-boy. I am a musician. No, no!

They call me Goat-boy. I am an artist. Oh, shit, no!

My name is Goat-boy. I am a recovering sex addict. Fuck this shit!

Okay, so my name is Goat-boy. I am diagnosed with chronic Insomnia. I am also a recovering sex addict. I play guitar. Shit man!

My name is Jack. I am an artist. Maybe. Maybe not.

But I like calling myself one. I create music, at least try to. I am not too good at what I do but seeing the current logistics, who is? Is Trump a good president?

You only need to be good to do great things: To make money, mediocrity does the trick. Look at you, you make money and good is a very distant expression for you. You are shitty and clumsy but still, you make good money. Don’t you?

I never wanted to be a musician but an interesting mix of life events landed me the trade.

 I won’t admit that it was easy but yes it wasn’t so tough either. My doctor asked me to channelize my sexual energy into something more meaningful than watching porn and wanking. He suggested me to try writing, painting, dancing… I thought a lot. None of these people get laid, a lot.

Writers, they are fucking sex starved delusional.

Painters, they are fucking sex starved crazies.

Dancers, they got no energy left to fuck.

Rock stars, You know the glamour. You would get laid, why won’t you? You are a Rock- star!

So I thought to try my hands on creating some original rock music. Apart from playing music, I also enjoy burning shit.

“Burn It To The Ground”

I was listening to the Radio. Nickelback was playing. Music always pleases me. It makes the voices in my head go away. You should also listen to music. But just wanted to advise you that, “Char bottle Vodka, Kaam uska roz ka” (Four bottles of Rum, Bitch drinks every day…. Please show me how she pukes and shits d pain away.) is not music. These lyrics are not thoughtful. If you listen to this kind of music, I am sure your God would save you. The same God whose idols you purchase for $50 at your nearest place of religious communion – A shopping mall!

I focused on the lyrics.

Well it’s midnight, damn right, we’re wound up too tight
I’ve got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
Oh
That shit makes me bat shit crazy
We’ve got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out

We’re going off tonight
To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We’re going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight

Suddenly doctor “UD” came. So, our doctor, an unattractive male in his 40’s, never got married. He got laid the first time when he was 28 years old and got his first job. That too because the nurse had a bad breakup and wanted a rebound. A decent doctor worked for her.

Now, he always had an issue with nervous ticks.

For the STUPID: Nervous ticks, are involuntary muscle movements caused by stress and anxiety.

Doc: Goat-boy, You know why you here?

Me: Yes sir.

Doc: Then you also know that if you do not stop lighting fire to financial institutions, they would send you to a prison. They are only acting patient with you because of your fan following.

Me: No problem. I would light the prison on fire. Lighting fire is my passion. I like it.

Doc: No. It’s a medical condition. You are a delusional and an Arsonist. You need medical attention.

Me: Okay Sir. As you say. But did you ever think why I only burn Financial institutions?

UD: Tell me!

Me: Financial institutions make money. Money is historically an emergent market phenomenon establishing a commodity money, but nearly all contemporary money systems are based on fiat money.[4] Fiat money, like any check or note of debt, is without use value as a physical commodity. It derives its value by being declared by a government to be legal tender; that is, it must be accepted as a form of payment within the boundaries of the country, for “all debts, public and private”. (For the stupid – Money is just a piece of paper and it has no value because it has no great saying or quote written over it. It’s abso-fuckin-lutely of no value.)

UD: Got it. Now make sure you buy your prescription from the shop outside. And also book the next week’s visit by paying $250 advance. Get well soon, Goatboy. We love you! 😊

Let’s get naked and run through the Jungle!

Let’s get naked and run through the Jungle!

 

A thought just came to my mind. A minute ago. Let’s get naked and run through the Jungle. I know what you are thinking, “Aa gaya pagla phir se.” (Here comes the crazy again.) But then in my defense, I have all the facts with me. Please hear me out for two minutes. I won’t rob you off your wealth. Corporations and religions are for that purpose. I just need two minutes, please. And also, “Insanity is just a state of mind like sanity. Who knows who’s what? I certainly don’t (#mostdef)”

My question to you is, “Why not?” We are clothed and civilized because we are supposedly social beings. But are we? I don’t see many social things being done around. I just see few people making money and others buying the goods made and sold by them. Then I also see Television, (fuck Television – the kind you watch. I watch RT.com), which has a propaganda content airing 24/7*365. Everywhere they teach you how to buy things and how to make money to buy em. No one teaches you to achieve freedom and not to willingly submit to slavery. A wise man said –

Don’t let the ones that want to steal your dreams 
They’ll steal your dreams away 
Just laugh and let it go 

So you’ve tried to pass along your doubt 
Oh you need somebody’s ears to hear you shout 
All your wasted and days and twisted ways are up 
So now it’s time to see the cards you dealt 

Don’t let the ones that want to steal your dreams 
They’ll steal your dreams away 
Just laugh and let it go 

A wise one said. Not me. I am the crazy one. So, the point being made is, “What’s the point of a consumerist society?” Why fight for it’s thriving? Let it perish and rot away in oblivion. Let’s just orchestrate a Phoenix event. (In the historical record, the Phoenix could symbolize renewal in general as well as the sun, time, the Empiremetempsychosisconsecrationresurrection, life in the heavenly ParadiseChristMaryvirginity, the exceptional man, and certain aspects of Christian life”.[3]). We no longer need to buy things. All of us who want things to change and pave way for a better tomorrow, Let’s just sell our possessions. Buy a ton of books. Buy a backpack. Burn our identifications. Become no one. Because “It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.”

“Let’s be a part of the great Rainbow Family. Let’s get naked and run through the Jungle!”

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Earthly Divinity

Hey reader, good to see you, all geared up with your reading glasses, but i think it’s my moral responsibility to make you aware about the risks of reading this blog.
This is meant for the crazies, so if you are one, please continue but if you think you are a normal person then i just have two words for you and they both involve sex and travel..”FUCK OFF”. Normal is boring dude and it would be lot more healthy for you to quit reading at this moment.
You know, all these years you read ‘Ignorance is bliss’ , but you never actually made sense out of it. Right now, you are in a mental state in which you don’t actually have to think much, you have rules laid out for you, every decision  that you have to make you have a rule book , you could refer to.  But if you continue reading, you would realize how hollow you have been from within and all you have done so far is follow rules which are just projections of a delusional.
And all my crazy friends, who have been able to break the mental barrier and are truly inquisitive , i welcome you all.
It’s a fine morning. I came back to this four walled room, which has been my temporary resident for quite some time. When i was at work, few hours ago, i received a call from my neighbour and she sounded very fucked up. She is going through a bad break-up and was asking for weed, so that she doesn’t have to cry herself to sleep like every other day. Well, i would have loved to help her. We have become really close friends in the past few months. She is a single mother and is dating an ass-hole who doesn’t loves or respects her. She is broken most of the times and seems like am the only support system she has. But the worst part is i didn’t have any extra weed left with me.
I have weed but only limited quantity and all my stoner friends out there , you guys understand how important it is to make sure that you never run out and any which ways her reason for asking was not so justified. The one and only reason i advocate drugs is when you want to expand your mind. If you are a stuck-up and you pray each day, dude get high. If you are going to get married and you are expecting your wife to be a virgin, please get stoned. If you think you are special, it’s high time, please try LSD. But if you are fucked up emotionally, grow a pair of balls. No one likes a crying person. People sympathize with you for few days but in reality no one gives a fuck towards anybody’s else’s misery. You are alone, and the day you realize it, that’s when your life begins.

I went to see her, and listened to her, obviously not everything, She was playing Jim Morrison songs, even if i wanted to listen to her, i couldn’t. All i could focus on was, ‘Break on through the other side’.  But the best part is, her story doesn’t change much ever. So i somehow knew what she was talking about. She talked about her husband and how divorce is taking a toll on her and how this other guy mistreats her always and never respects and loves her. She also told that this jerk doesn’t even say i love you, when they make out. When i asked, why is she still hungover on him, if he doesn’t love her?, well she didn’t have  much to say. Tears rolled down her cheeks and she started crying. Trust me people, there is nothing more painful in life than seeing a woman cry. I tried to console her, but it didn’t help much. So i did what am good at, rolled a joint for her and she smoked it in peace. She was getting late for work, she hugged me and then came the most awesome moment. She freaked out saying that she didn’t get time to worship today and she quickly got on her knees, prayed to multiple gods for at least five minutes and then left for work.
I came to my room and i felt like committing genocide. How could someone be so stupid to worship idols. The one and only reason, the concept of religion was introduced, was to handle primitive brains. There was a time, when civilization was at it’s beginning and human brain was not evolved enough to make decisions. Humans didn’t have enough reasoning to distinguish between right and wrong.  People had basic questions, like why does it rain? Why is a ball of fire in sky and where the fuck does it go at night? There were no medicines, no science. Everyone was either a hunter or a gatherer. It was very difficult to control people whose minds were not developed fully to understand any phenomena. So someone with a superior mind came up with a brilliant idea to introduce religion. The entire concept of religion is based on making people fear. Fear is a great quality, it definitely helps you in taking relevant decisions but you cant be shit scared all the time. Something which was created to stop you from being crazy is now the only reason which is making this world go mad. People kill each other for religion, how stupid can someone be? There are countries which have been destroyed and the only reason is they have different religious beliefs. We need to understand that there are only two things which matter in universe, ART and Science and religion is neither of them. All religions are meant to control you and till the time we don’t free ourselves from the shackles of this evil, we can’t be free. So my friends, visit me next time, once you have disowned GOD cause he doesn’t exist and if you think i’m wrong, i would strongly suggest you, to start smoking up so that your brain realises the truth. Remember, subconscious knows whats true and what isn’t , just wake it up once and you might be able to unplug yourself from THE MATRIX.
For all others ‘If you do good to expect a divine reward then you not only need a psychiatric but also some prescribed drugs’. Get on it..

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